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Re: WTF?
« Reply #30 on: Mar 19th, 2006, 7:38pm »

on Mar 8th, 2006, 10:50pm, ANgela wrote:



*the night before*

Jake: Okay, now Atti, I want to break up with Kirstin. Can you do me a favor old boy?

Atticus: *Woof* Sure thing, Boss.

Jake: Okay, I'm gonna take off your leash and 'pretend' like I'm going to fix it, you grab her purse and take off with it. Boo will run around and nip at her ankles and chase her off. If you feel like it... bite her butt. But whatever you do, make sure she leaves.

Atticus: *woof* Aye, Aye

*the next day*

Jake to Atticus: Now. *takes off his leash and tries to fix it*
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #31 on: Mar 20th, 2006, 01:27am »

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! that's a good one! seriously, i was almost screaming out of laughter. HAHA!
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #32 on: Mar 20th, 2006, 02:27am »

hahaa.

kirsten: i'm sorry jake.......but you're just too boring and that dog is lame.

atticus: oh i'm gonna get ya. *takes off leash and tries to grab kirsten's bag and wallet*

kirsten: *screams!*

jake: what the! the leash is broken. better fix it. just wait honey.
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #33 on: Mar 20th, 2006, 04:40am »

i know i already made a caption but damnit i couldnt resist posting it because it just popped into my mind hehe...its a bit cruel though...

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Re: WTF?
« Reply #34 on: Mar 20th, 2006, 3:33pm »

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I'm sorry, this picture is brilliant, but I just can't help thinking that Kirsten's hair is a thing off outragous hilarity in itself. I mean, just look at it. Ahahaha.
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #35 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 4:41pm »

That's gotta be the funniest pic. It's almost surreal it's so wacky! Funny as hell.
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #36 on: Jun 25th, 2006, 12:45pm »

Kirsten: I'm going now, see you later honey !
Jake: Ok..Now Atticus !
Kirsten: AAAA! Help ! Jake, help me!!
Jake: I'm going now, see you later honey..
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #37 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 12:08am »

Atticus: I can't stand you anymore, Kiki!!
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #38 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 04:36am »

There is something in her purse, something very tasteful
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #39 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 06:03am »

lol good ones!'


Kirsten: Eeeek!.. omigods!.. Jake!!! get your dog away from me!!

Jake:... I told you no to wear his blanket...
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #40 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 06:13am »

hah ^it does look like a blanket!


Atticus:That bitch stole my wig!

i couldn't come up with anything else...
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #41 on: Jun 26th, 2006, 12:09pm »

on Mar 8th, 2006, 10:50pm, ANgela wrote:


So...whats going on in this pic? Caption it!!!!
Jake: I know, this goes somehow like that, or do i pull it this way, Atticus look after Kiki will you? While i fix this.

Atticus: Yep, grrrrrrr grrrrrrrr

Kirstin: Jake, a little help
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #42 on: Jul 6th, 2006, 01:41am »

on Jun 26th, 2006, 06:03am, Bong wrote:
lol good ones!'


Kirsten: Eeeek!.. omigods!.. Jake!!! get your dog away from me!!

Jake:... I told you no to wear his blanket...
Lmao this board still cracks me up
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #43 on: Jul 11th, 2006, 12:04pm »

OMG...I almost pee'd laughing...You guys are HILARIOUS!!!!!

*off to the lady's room*
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #44 on: Jul 22nd, 2007, 05:41am »

Jake: I think if i turn it this way and...yep there we go...GOT IT! Its just the right size for you kiki!
Dont let her go Atticus.
Atticus: Sit girl, sit.
Kiki: *yelp*


my bad...
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