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Re: Photo Captioning 2
« Reply #345 on: Mar 13th, 2007, 09:16am »

on Mar 12th, 2007, 9:38pm, mrs.jacknasty wrote:
^^ I try...

No, but on that last one, I was SO serious.... This is not a joking matter, Jake is clearly being harassed by U.U.S.W. (unidentified ugly scary woman)

My agents are on the case!!

Woohah! LOL
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« Reply #346 on: Mar 13th, 2007, 10:12am »

on Mar 12th, 2007, 11:12pm, trekfan wrote:
Here is how Jake is safeguarding his head against that ugly, skinny bitch



Jake: Get your damn hands off my head, nobody touches my HEAD. Well except for members of IHJ, but YOU HANDS OFF.

After this warning went ignored this is what Jake had to resort to to make sure no one did any unauthorized head rubbing.


Wonderful!!!

.... and then he met Ally. She said thanks and told Jakey:
"We, more than 10,000 IHJ members, are grateful for your kindness and we will make an appointment in due course."



...but Jake had second thoughts.



No way that many people will rub my head, he said to himself
And then to Ally: "I'll pick out one person only."

.... at a distance he heard the screaming voice of Miss Piggy:



Take meeeeeeeeee!

Kermit:
Yeah take her! It's better she rubs your head then mine.

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« Reply #347 on: Mar 13th, 2007, 12:25pm »

LOL good one Sheilah! WE have to protect JAKE!
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Re: Photo Captioning 2
« Reply #348 on: Mar 13th, 2007, 7:22pm »

pick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll rub your ANYTHINGG !!
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« Reply #349 on: Mar 13th, 2007, 8:34pm »


From Jake watch site.


Jake: Oh GAWD!

Bodyguard: What's wrong Mr. Gyllenhaal?

Jake: oh nothing, rough night. Seems I was trying to get away from some women who wanted to rub my head. They don't even notice that it's been a long time since I shaved my head and my hair has grown back. I had to climb a fence to get away from them.

Bodyguard: Here is the plan, when you come out of this interview I'll put my head between you and those women and while they are rubbing my head you can duck back into this limo.

Jake: where were you a few years ago!
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« Reply #350 on: Mar 13th, 2007, 8:48pm »

on Mar 13th, 2007, 8:34pm, trekfan wrote:

From Jake watch site.


Jake: Oh GAWD!

Bodyguard: What's wrong Mr. Gyllenhaal?

Jake: oh nothing, rough night. Seems I was trying to get away from some women who wanted to rub my head. They don't even notice that it's been a long time since I shaved my head and my hair has grown back. I had to climb a fence to get away from them.

Bodyguard: Here is the plan, when you come out of this interview I'll put my head between you and those women and while they are rubbing my head you can duck back into this limo.

Jake: where were you a few years ago!

That's a good one!
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« Reply #351 on: Mar 13th, 2007, 8:50pm »

on Mar 13th, 2007, 7:22pm, mrs.jacknasty wrote:
pick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll rub your ANYTHINGG !!

Eh Sarah, now I understand why you gave yourself the name mrs.jacknasty.
Hahaha!
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« Reply #352 on: Mar 13th, 2007, 9:37pm »

^AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! You know, I actually wasn't thinking...THAT...when I posted it, but as soon as I read over it, I was like, OoOoOoooooh.
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« Reply #353 on: Mar 14th, 2007, 06:05am »





Good stuff on here again - well done guys!
Here's a caption showing Jake's fans come in all shapes and sizes:

Jake quotes from a recent OK (US) magazine -
'I had hamsters that ate themselves, they do that.'
He's heard himself called 'the thinking woman's sex symbol.'




Female Hamster: (thinks, composing letter)
Dear Jakey,
See, I'm a good girl - I'm eating my seeds - not other hamsters.
I'm a thinking woman hamster -
Can I be your pet??xx



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« Reply #354 on: Mar 15th, 2007, 11:08am »





Jake may play Captain Marvel or Spider Man - but hasn't he always been a hero?



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« Reply #355 on: Mar 15th, 2007, 1:59pm »






Jake: JEEZ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT BEING A SUPER HERO MEANT I HAD TO DO ALL THAT!

Girl: DON'T DO IT JAKE!

Man: THERE'S TINKERBELL FLYING IN FROM THE EAST - WAIT - IT'S ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR!




((Jake referred to Robert being a kind of tinkerbell)
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« Reply #356 on: Mar 15th, 2007, 4:05pm »



Jake: This looks like a job for SPANDEX MAN!

guy: Where the hell are you gonna find a place in Manhattan to change into spandex, they did away with the phone booths!

Girl: I'll open up my coat and I'll cover you so you can change.

Jake: Nevermind Spiderman showed up and saved that woman from the pigeon. Damn spoied again!
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« Reply #357 on: Mar 15th, 2007, 5:10pm »

ok here goes

AFTER THE TOAD INCIDENT JAKE WAS STILL SCARED TO FILM IN MOROCCO



JAKE - ITS FRIGHTENING YOU KNOW AFTER ME KICKING THE TOAD IVE BEEN HAVING NIGHTMARES THAT THE LITTLE GREEN MONSTER IS GONNA FIND ME SO THATS WHY I WEAR THE SHADES TO DISGUISE MYSELF

MAN - ITS OK JAKE ONE STEP AT A TIME WE'VE GOT THE PLACE COVERED SEE THAT GUY BEHIND YOU IN THE RED HAT HE'S AN UNDERCOVER TOAD OFFICER HE SPECIALLY TRAINED TO FIGHT THE LITTLE BLIGHTERS!
its the best i can come up with im afraid
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« Reply #358 on: Mar 15th, 2007, 8:00pm »

It's great leanne, you did very well. LOL ... So did you Trekfan.
And Clain as good as ever eh!
I missed you guys, so here I am.


With fuel prices continuing rising, Jake bought himself a smaller car for his shoppin' afternoons. He asked some guy to give it a rub because he had no time to go to the car-wash. When Jake came to collect his new car, the man very upset said to him:



Oh mister Gyllenhaal, I think the water was way too hot...I'm afraid your car has shrunk.

Jake's reaction:



Hee hee hee!
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« Reply #359 on: Mar 15th, 2007, 8:57pm »

^HEE HEE HEE!!! YOU REMEMBERED!!! YAY!!!!
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