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Re: Photo Captioning 2
« Reply #75 on: Jan 17th, 2007, 2:41pm »

im lovin these comments i think jake knew how good you guys were at photo captioning and decided to give you more material to work with
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« Reply #76 on: Jan 17th, 2007, 6:44pm »



Hilary: I KNOW YOU ALL THINK THESE ARE THE NOMINATIONS IN THIS ENVELOPE - NO, IT'S A LITTLE PRESENT FOR JAKE.

Jake: (thinking) WHAT CAN IT BE?



George Clooney: (from the side with friends) I'VE SENT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT - ONE OF MY NECKTIES.



Jake: (goes over to him) WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY NECKTIE?



Sean Connery/007: IT'S A LITTLE LARGE OL' BOY



Cary Grant: I SAY - NOTHING WRONG WITH A LARGER VERSION MY MAN



George: (with his spare) EXCEPT I THINK A SMALLER ONE IS MORE DEMURE AND CLASSY. JAKE'S TEND TO BE MORE LIKE THIS......



(Sorry Jake honest)
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« Reply #77 on: Jan 17th, 2007, 7:47pm »




A trailer park somewhere in Wyoming



James Dean/ drifter: (shouts through the door) HEY ENNIS!




Ennis: WHUH?




Y'KNOW JACK AH USED TA RODEO WITH A WHILE BACK? - Y'KNOW Y' FRIEND - MOVED A TEXAS - YA SAID HE DIED - WELL SWITCH ON YA T.V. HE'S ON THERE!







DAYUMN IF THERE AIN'T SOME A MA FRIENDS IN THE AUDIENCE TOO!




Having turned the T.V. off, Ennis steadies himself with a shot of the Old Rose whisky and thinks to himself....


JACK MUSTA TAKEN OFF EAST WHEN AH ARGUED WITH HIM........AND IT'S A KINDA MEMORY LOSS - YUP THAT'S IT,

THINKS HE DIED AND WENT TA HEAVEN - ALWAYS WUZ A F**K UP......

....JACK F**CKIN' TWIST!


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Re: Photo Captioning 2
« Reply #78 on: Jan 17th, 2007, 9:19pm »

OMG ... Clain where do you find all these gags. You're a livelillgal.
Every time I check this thread I hope to find captions from you. I'm really enjoying everyone of them. Thanks!

I come back with mine, have to do some research first.

Now I'm


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Re: Photo Captioning 2
« Reply #79 on: Jan 18th, 2007, 08:17am »

^^ i just love that shot.
clain, your captions are too funny!!!
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« Reply #80 on: Jan 18th, 2007, 4:57pm »



GQ interview Feb. 07, asked what his house is like Jake replies: 'It's a world of icebergs.'





Clain: Can I be your Titanic and crash at your house one night - I'm not suggesting it's a dive.....p.s. I'm a morning person too, I like to be outdoors and I also love cooking

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« Reply #81 on: Jan 18th, 2007, 5:12pm »




GQ interview Feb. 07, quote by Robert Downey Junior on Jake ' He's nice alright but he's also wet, dark and wild' -
OH REALLY!





Kinda wild yerself Robert!




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Re: Photo Captioning 2
« Reply #82 on: Jan 18th, 2007, 6:52pm »

on Jan 18th, 2007, 4:57pm, Clain wrote:
GQ interview Feb. 07 asked what his house is like Jake replies: 'It's a world of icebergs.'





Clain: Can I be your Titanic and crash at your house one night - I'm not suggesting it's a dive.....p.s. I'm a morning person too, I like to be outdoors and I also love cooking



LMAO- good one!!
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« Reply #83 on: Jan 19th, 2007, 02:24am »




Chris: (thinking) COMPLAINING ABOUT MY CAR AGAIN! WELL WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO USE MINE ALL THE TIME
IF WE COULD ACTUALLY GET ANYTHING AT ALL IN HIS.......

GQ interview Feb.07, talking about Jake's car - 'He pops the trunk and before me exceptionally packed is every kind of sporting equipment known to modern man - football, catcher's mitt, basketball shoes, basket ball (self - pumping), tennis rackets and balls, bottles of water, some other kind of shoes, a headband, Elvis Costello CD,rolling space balls, frisbee for dogs and an umbrella.........And, really, that was just the top layer. For all I know, he has water skis in there......'

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« Reply #84 on: Jan 19th, 2007, 1:43pm »

Clain you are the GREATEST when it comes to these photo caps.

I was not able to get the FEB issue of GQ, I am hoping that the store I go to will have it next week. They had the Jan Issue which has Robert Deniro on the cover

so I will have to drool online over him
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« Reply #85 on: Jan 20th, 2007, 7:04pm »

GQ interview Feb. 07, Robert Downey Jnr. talking about Jake again: ....'he's also a total badass. He and Steve McQueen
would have gotten along amazingly. Guys who will do anything anywhere. A lot of people think actors are pussies.....'


Later interviewer explains........'Jake messes with the GPS...'(global positioning system in his car)




Steve McQueen: BADASS? BUD THIS IS BEING A BADASS!





NOT A PUSSIE?



WELL EVEN THO' IN MY DAY CARS HAD NO GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEMS



AH NEVER GOT LOST



OR HAD TO ASK A COP FOR DIRECTIONS IN MALIBU NEITHER!



HELL AH WAS NO PUSSIE AS A COWBOY



BUT AH DID LIKE TO SHOW A SOFTER MORE FEMININE SIDE SOMETIMES



JUST LIKE JAKE



........WELL......ALMOST.....



(P.s. the captioning seems a bit offensive when I've read it back - it's not meant to be).

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« Reply #86 on: Jan 21st, 2007, 06:15am »






Jake: (thinking) Sure hope Lance finishes his speech sometime soon,
it's getting awf'lly smokey in here.......I'm trying to keep calm but,
in a minute I'm going to have ta shout fire...

...FIRE.........

FIRE!!!!!!

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« Reply #87 on: Jan 21st, 2007, 09:12am »








Pig: PSSST......SHEEPY! Y'know that Jack Twist y'met up on Brokeback?

Well he's stirred up a whole HEAP a trouble up on IHJ!

By the way you don't happen to a seen ma cousin Elmo d'ya?

Last time a seen him he wuz vacationing on a farm in California -

thought he'd be back by now.....

...O - Oh ah think ah know'd whut happened ta him!



(Hey guys lighten up on Jake I'm sure he meant nuthin' bad)


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« Reply #88 on: Jan 21st, 2007, 12:49pm »

love your photocaps as always. Jake is in trouble? Where? I haven't had time to cruise the IHJ pages lately

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« Reply #89 on: Jan 21st, 2007, 1:19pm »



Go to Gyllenhaalics trekfan then GQ magazine then all will be revealed about the pig controversy - you'll also find the scans of the GQ article and pics there too.
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